Brandon's FEMA Director: Of Course the Weekend's Tornadoes Were Caused by Global Warming. This is Known.

The Sky Gods have written it in the Book of Woes, which only the Cult of the Science Priests mayst decipher.

And of course she made this declaration to Honking Goose Propagandist Jake Tapper, who ate it up with relish and did not question it for a moment.

He should have questioned it, though.

We've had an eight year hiatus from F5 tornadoes. Eight years -- during this "global warming crisis."

Furthermore, while from 1954 to 1976 the US saw 36 F5 tornadoes, in the twenty years between 2000 and 2020 we only saw... four.

So global warming is causing a... precipitous drop in F5 tornadoes?

Are we experiencing an F5 Tornado Gap?

Oh well -- as the Marxists say, "Never let a crisis go to waste."

By the way, Deanne Criswell has no education or training in metereology, climatology or... really in any kind of science whatsoever. She does have a BS degree, but it's in technology education, which sounds to me like it's an education degree under the auspices of the department of science.

Her masters degree is in Public Administration.

Bureaucracy, that means. She got her degree in Advanced Bureaucracy.

She has a "Master of Science" degree in... homeland security.

Oh right, the Noted Scientific Field of homeland security.

That's not science. That's another public administration degree.

But the media gets to decide who "the experts" are, and "the experts" are all the people who repeat the media's opinions back to them.

The media itself not being experts in science or anything else except for wearing make up on TV and repeating the questions a producer whispers in their ear through an earpiece.

The senile "president" mumbled something that Ron Klain told him to say:

"We all know that everything is more intense when the climate is warming. Everything. And obviously it has some impact here."

Obviously. Except it's a below average tornado season. Does global warming get blamed or credited for that, or just for the stuff that advances the Marxist agenda?

It was basically an orgy for media and Deep State leftwingers. Such as Mx. Bearclaw.

Below, Biden has to check his notes to find the name of his FEMA administrator -- the same idiot talking to Honking Goose -- who had just briefed him moments before about the tornados.

Or the "hurricane," as Brandon referred to them.

Amazingly, Brandon will travel to Kentucky to inspect the damage. And... set up sites to deliver booster shots for covid vaccinations?!?!

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posted by Ace at 01:10 PM

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