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December 27, 2021

Monday Overnight Open Thread (12/27/21)

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

I am not saying convict Byrd. I am saying try him, if only for the peace of mind of a nation that no longer can trust its federal government. Don Surber


Quote II & III

“Look, there is no federal solution. This gets solved at the state level.” Joe Biden December 2021


“I am not going to shut down the economy, period. I am going to shut down the virus,” Joe Biden December 2020


Quote IV

“We are so encouraged by the strength and determination you have shown during this very difficult time. You will remain in our hearts for complete care and comfort as you continue to recover. With your steadfast spirit, and the unwavering strength and support of your wonderful family and many friends, your future potential is limitless. May God bless you and your family.” President Donald Trump


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We residents of the Frozen Tundra don't mind the snow. It's the damn ice.

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Unfortunately, hypocrisy once again hits Chicago like a hammer. What good are gun control laws if you don't enforce them?!?!

A Chicago man who has been linked to guns and violence in the city since at least 2013 opened fire on two cops who tried to arrest him for openly carrying a handgun on a Near West Side street corner Christmas Eve, prosecutors said. The man posted just $500 to get out of jail for allegedly carrying a gun in his hand at the exact same location in March, according to prosecutors and public records.

Nokomis Jefferson, 29, was charged with two counts of attempted first-degree murder and being a felon in possession of a weapon for the latest incident on Sunday. He was still on bond for the March case when he allegedly tried to kill the officers.

Jefferson is the 62nd person accused of killing, trying to kill, or shooting someone in Chicago this year while awaiting trial for a felony. A total of 95 victims are involved in those crimes — 25 of them were murdered.


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Peace on earth and goodwill toward man. Something I've never witnessed in church.

Church-goers start brawling halfway through sermon in front of shocked pastor
A brawl erupted inside a church just one day after Christmas - after a church-goer randomly walked up to a youth pastor and punched him in the head in disturbing footage obtained by TMZ


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If I remember correctly, I learned in grade school not to let anyone use my identity. Not the case for this young lady.

Woman Hit With $6,864 Airbnb charge for "Damages” After She Let Friend Book With Her Name

If you're the kind of person who has a hard time telling your friends, acquaintances, or random folks who ask for favors "no," then you're no stranger to heartache, and headache, that could've probably been avoided. Learning to be an "a-hole" for the sake of not only your own sanity but to instead be available for those who should matter more to you is a hard habit for some to implement.

Saying No is pretty damn easy.

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So Resident of The White House, our Commander In Chief: Why are there Kung Flu infections when Pricks are mandatory?

COVID Outbreak on 100% Vaxxed Ship: Should Unvaxxed Military Get Their Jobs Back?

There are (at least) two rival explanations for why veterans lost their jobs for refusing the vaccine… and the justifiable reason just had a big hole blown through it.

The military, despite any protestations of the hard left, has one primary objective. To remain a lethal enough force that (a) other countries will think long and hard before picking a fight with us and (b) that it can protect both the American homeland — and our interests elsewhere — by hitting our adversaries with the kind of on-demand overwhelming force that gives teeth to any threats we make through diplomacy.


Contrary to what Fauci says, You should go to parties this New Year's. Perhap's Fauci's New Year's Resolution would be to FOAD.

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The ONT Musical Interlude

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Sometimes you just have to "Man Up" and confess. Genius Award Winner.

ECEMBER 20--A Florida Man denied ownership of baggies containing cocaine and methamphetamine that cops found “wrapped around his penis” during a search early Saturday morning, according to arrest affidavits.

Investigators say Patrick Florence, 34, was a passenger in a vehicle stopped around 4 AM for traveling without headlights or tail lights on a Clearwater roadway. The driver, Darius Owens, 27, was subsequently arrested on DUI and marijuana possession charges.

A search of the vehicle turned up a handgun under Florence’s seat, leading to his arrest on a pair of felony weapons charges. Florence denied ownership of the .38 Special, reported cops who noted that the ex-con’s rap sheet includes “dozens of felony convictions” which barred him from possessing firearms and ammunition.


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One of Tonight's Feel Good Stories of The Day.

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Tonight's Second Feel Good Story of The Day.

Watch the incredible moment a deaf nine-month-old hears his mum and dad for the first time


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