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January 18, 2005

Al Qaeda's New Women's Magazine (With Special Guest Columnist Katie Couric)

Okay, Katie Couric's not involved, but you know they've talked to "her people."

The women's magazine has a special feature about dieting advice... for suicide bombers.

Tim Blair thinks that an explosive belt beats Atkins all to hell. I haven't tried it yet, but I hear good things.

On one hand, your internal organs are vaporized into a greenish-yellow mist.

On the other hand, you get to eat frigging french fries again.

Thanks to NickS.


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