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Penn State University Researching "Patriot Missile For Torpedoes" | Main | For Chief Justice: Janice Rogers Brown
January 09, 2005

Michael Moore Wins "People's" Choice Awards

The "People's" Choice Awards? Makes sense to me.

Lefty filmmaker Michael Moore has been tipped he's going to win the People's Choice Award tonight, Tom O'Neil reports at goldderby.com.

This is the first year these awards - which insiders have long suspected notifies winners in advance - resorted to online voting instead of a Gallup poll.

...

Moore's flacks didn't return Post movie critic Lou Lumenick's calls, but sources confirmed he is snubbing tonight's New York Film Critics Circle awards to attend the Hollywood ceremony, where polar opposite Gibson is also expected to make an appearance.

I've never watched these awards in my life, and tonight will not be the night I start.

Why is he winning? Well, isn't it obvious? It must be because he loves America so darned much.

Wait-- he doesn't love America. He lurves America.

Either that, or these aren't the "People's" Choice Awards so much as the Lefty Spambot Automated-Script Voting Awwards. In which case Mikey should be very proud indeed.


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