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January 10, 2005
Michael Moore: 378 Pounds of Rompin' Stompin' Sex
As the enormous man tottered forward and the planks of the stage began to squeal and pop from the weight, Ernest realized that perhaps he wasn't quite so lucky to have been seated in the second row.
But seriously-- dig that butch, athletic haircut, Mikey! For one second, I was like, "Wait a minute-- how did Henry Rollins of the Henry Rollins Band win an People's Choice Award? I didn't know that 'Favorite Angry-Jock Spoken-Word Album' was a category!"
Then I thought you were Drew Carey, except that Drew Carey is, well, kinda svelte compared to you, to be honest.