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Omigosh | Main | So Long
January 30, 2005

I Just Want To Wish You Good Luck, We're All Counting On You. [Dave at Garfield Ridge]

Parting is such sweet sorrow, but alas, Sunday came too quickly.

First off, I want to thank the Academy for proving how stupid they are through their failure to nominate Paul Giamatti for Best Actor.

Oops, sorry, my bad-- wrong speech.

FIRST OFF, I'd like to thank Ace for the opportunity to write on his site. Ace of Spades HQ has been the biggest influence in my little blogging adventure. I am humbled by how well Ace does it, day after day. He's not only provided a great example, but tremendous encouragement as well. Thanks for letting me help out, pal; anytime. Just save me two tickets for your Hollywood premiere, okay?

Second, to my fellow guest bloggers, thank you for your excellent postings. Informative, witty, and often brilliant-- I can't help but be jealous, especially when my clumsy postings prove the "Infinite Monkeys at Infinite Typewriters" rule. The best part is, after this week, I now have a bunch of great new blogs to read during my day!

Lastly, you, the readers. You are among the greatest readers a blog can have. Great feedback, hilarious comments, and I always end up learning a lot from you. Most of all, I appreciate that you continued to visit during Ace's absence-- it means a lot to all of us guest bloggers that you didn't trade Ace for Wonkette this week, even if she had her pants on sale (half off!).

Again, thanks to everyone. I would be honored if you stop by Garfield Ridge every now and again, I'd love to hear from you all!

Okay, one last thing: in honor of the bang-up job all the bloggers but me did, I bestow upon you the Jack Burton Kick-Ass Award for Excellence.

Now sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if Ace is not back by dawn. . . call the President.

Thank you,

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