SpongeBob Squarepants Is Asexual. [Dave at Garfield Ridge]

Huh. You learn something new everyday.

Read more about SpongeBob's lack of recognizable genitalia in the Washington Post ("free" registration required; pudknockers.)

Now, longtime readers of Garfield Ridge know that I am an impassioned defender of asexual rights.

BTW, you really should read my post, if only because it's the first time anyone in the history of the internet has ever written the phrase "fully-functional biologically-operational he-she hydras."

Anyways, please join me to cordially welcome Mr. Squarepants to the asexual revolution.

Let's just hope that SpongeBob isn't the only asexual character we get to see on television. In fact, I hear that the following asexual-themed television pilots are in development, each catering in their own unique way to the asexual American audience:

-- Sexless In The City
-- Nobody Loves Raymond
-- Dull As Folk
-- Hardball With Chris Matthews
-- Will and Nobody Else
-- Me, Myself and I for the Straight Guy
-- Star Trek: Enterprise
-- My Big Fat Obnoxious Blow-Up Doll
-- The Self-Love Boat

I am *so* there.

-- Dave at Garfield Ridge

posted by Ace at 01:58 PM

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