FAQ: Just Because I'm Facinated By Other Men's Genitals and Sometimes "Share" Masturbation With Them, That Doesn't Make Me Gay, Does It?

Oh, of course not, darling.

And just because you spend all day spreading mortar between bricks, it doesn't make you a mason. Labels are sooooo restrictive.

Jen reads a book about the joys of "Solo Sex." It's blurbed thus--

All manner of techniques are discussed, safe, and questionable. He (Dr. Litten) brings up the curiosity that all men seem to have about other men’s genitals and self-pleasuring practices, and how sharing masturbation with a friend does not make one gay.

A review in Cracked -- "Five Books That Can Actually Make You Stupider" -- notes the rather obvious:

We're not sure exactly how repressed the author is or how cruelly his burly father crushed his dreams of being a dancer, but once you've got two men naked, having handsex together we've got a different word for that. The ability to even write the phrase "sharing solos" and not see a problem indicates a level of psychotic self-denial that would make Nixon look like a weeping Oprah guest. The progression from "play with yourself" to "play with yourself and other naked men" puts you close to the most important naked-man-based revelation since Archimedes.

"Shared Solos." Now that's my kind of euphemism, audacious as hope itself.

Obligatory Re-Link (NSFW): Excuse me, have you two met? I think you'd get along famously.

Meanwhile... In Italy, a court rules men are not allowed to touch their genitals in public, at least not "ostentatiously."

Is there any other way?

posted by Ace at 01:02 PM

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