Filth, Etc.

Woman auctions sex online, then sues internet provider to find name of winner, as she needs to know who precisely got her pregnant. I think that just made the list of constitutionally-required exceptions to any law prohibiting abortion.

If the distance between the hoo-ha and the love-nubbin is more than 2.5cm, a woman can't climax through vaginal sex. I've got my excuse now: From now on, only women with a longer V-C gap. [Alice H.]

Repellent, and not really appropriate in a lighthearted link-dump, but: woman molests seven year old and six month old because they "smelled like vanilla." She called 911 and admitted she'd "sinned" and needed to speak to a priest. [dri]

Pot may affect your brain: Obviously stoned confused guy leaves amusing email on reporter's voicemail. [genghis]

Pot may affect your brain, Part II: A religion apparently based on pot. You know he's done too much when he announces "The Complete Jewish Bible" is complete because it includes the New testament. [Sorry, I forget who sent that.]

Shock: Man nearly chokes to death while paying to be nearly choked to death in NYC fetish club. Police intend to charge the dominatrix with "aggravated customer satisfaction." [I forget, I've had that one for a few days.]

Perfect dates make for bad mates. Problem? Self-conscious people come off better in initial meetings because these "self-monitors" are good at adapting and being social chameleons who seem to say and do the right things. Trouble is, no one can sustain that. [Hot Air's headlines.

And this gets an automatic link, despite the fact I haven't played the game yet: HoboWars! [Janet.]

To wash the filth away... Dramatic Lemur.

Okay, that's not enough. How about a hedgehog? [PetiteDov.]

Cuteness overload? Indeed.

Oooh! Great Idea: Polynikes (which in Greek means "many sneakers") writes:

The Washington Post ran a contest which you had to write a two line poem with the first line romantic and the second line as unromantic as the first line was romantic.

example of some of the entries

I see your face when I am dreaming
Thats why I always wake up screaming

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take the paper bag off of your face

I thought the commenters could do much better.

Just a thought.

polynikes

Hmmm....

Your beauty leaves me breathless, astonished, and confused;
filling me with thoughts of Kelly McGillis, nay, Jodie Foster in "The Accused."

Eh.

posted by Ace at 06:18 PM

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