Saturday Night Club ONT - August 15, 2026 [Disco & Dino]

Welcome to Club ONT - a real and spectacular collaboration of The Disco and The Dino.

Come in in, grab a drink or 3. Keep it light and friendly. The moose is taking attendance, so please check in before entering.

Saturday Night Jokes and Other Funnies

Three nuns were driving through rural Texas to a church fundraiser when their old minivan sputtered, coughed, and died.

"Out of gas," sighed the oldest nun.

Luckily, a farmhouse stood just down the road. The farmer felt terrible but, after searching his barn, said, "Ladies, I'd gladly loan you a gas can, but the only thing I have that'll hold gasoline is this old bedpan."

The nuns looked at each other. Not ideal, but desperate times. They filled the bedpan with gas, carried it back to the van, and carefully poured it into the tank. Just then a pickup pulled up beside them.

The driver stared in silence. He took off his baseball cap, placed it over his heart, shook his head in amazement, and said, "Sisters, I've been an atheist my whole life, but if that van starts, I'm going to church with you."

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Heather and Marie are old friends. They have both been married to their husbands for a long time. Marie is upset because she thinks her husband doesn't find her attractive anymore.

"As I get older, he doesn't bother to look at me!" Marie cries.

"I'm so sorry for you. As I get older, my husband says I get more beautiful every day," replies Heather.

"Yes," Marie said, "but your husband is an antique dealer!"

Drink of the Night

Jägerbomb

Ingredients:
1/2 (8.3 ounce) can citrus flavored energy drink (e.g. Red Bull)
1 (1.5 fluid ounce) jigger Jägermeister liqueur

Instructions:
Gather all ingredients.
Pour energy drink into a pint glass.
Pour Jägermeister into a shot glass.
Make a toast and drop the shot into the pint glass.
Drink

Club ONT Department of Synth Musicology

Club ONT Department of Fashion History

From Wikipedia:

The Straw Hat Riot of 1922 was a riot that occurred in New York City at the end of summer as a result of unwritten rules in men's fashions at the time, and a tradition of taunting people who had failed to stop wearing straw hats after autumn began. Originating as a series of minor riots, it spread due to youths choosing to harass men wearing straw hats past the unofficial date that was deemed socially acceptable, September 15. It lasted eight days, leading to many arrests and some injuries.

The riot itself began on September 13, 1922, two days before the supposed unspoken date, when a group of youths decided to get an early jump on the tradition. This group began in the former "Mulberry Bend" area of Manhattan by removing and stomping hats worn by factory workers who were employed in the area. The more innocuous stomping turned into a brawl when the youths tried to stomp a group of dock workers' hats, and the dock workers fought back.

Although the initial brawl was broken up by police, the fights continued to escalate the next evening. Gangs of teenagers prowled the streets wielding large sticks, sometimes with a nail driven through the top for hooking hats, looking for pedestrians wearing straw hats and beating those who resisted.

Fair warning Horde - only a month left to wear your straw hats before Piper shows up to enforce fashion order by force.

Club ONT Department of Irony

Major League Baseball recently held the latest gimmicky "MLB at Field of Dreams" game

Wikipedia:

MLB at Field of Dreams is a recurring Major League Baseball (MLB) regular-season specialty game played in a ballpark adjacent to Field of Dreams in Dyersville, Iowa, west of Dubuque, a site popularized by the 1989 baseball film Field of Dreams."

The movie features a ghost of Shoeless Joe Jackson.

Wikipedia:

Jackson is often remembered for his association with the Black Sox Scandal in which eight members of the 1919 Chicago White Sox participated in a conspiracy to fix the World Series.

"Fix" - as in lose on purpose to assure gambling winnings for bets against you.

Shoeless Joe was banned from baseball forever even though it is widely believed he never actually tanked during any of the games - but he supposedly knew that the fix was in yet stayed silent about it.

Anyway - the outfield walls at the park featured at least 2 logos for online gambling companies.

What are the odds this was just a stupid oversight? Nah - bet ya it was intentional!

Club ONT Department of In-song Chants

Let's go, fellow 29 year olds -- You know the words!

How many of you remember doing that chant during Mony Mony?

Club ONT Jukebox

Club worthy hair band jams!

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Story behind the mystery click song

Club ONT management reminds you to NOT leave behind any of your body parts in the restrooms. This applies to all of you - potato or otherwise!

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