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February 26, 2008

Monkey Auto-Erotic Water Sports

If you're thinking you shouldn't play the video below, you're probably right.


Well I haven't seen [masturbation allusion referencing the narcissism of a politician active in the eighties] like that since I [dubious claim of spending an weekend of debauchery at the home of an unlikely political icon from the seventies].

Yeah, I miss writing for Murphy Brown. What an easy paycheck. It was just like blogging, except Candace Bergen got to read my posts on national tv in her two-note shriekvoice.

Bonus Funny: Election 2008 spoiler, as Diebold accidentally releases the pre-determined results of the presidential election far in advance.

Maverick, baby.


Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early

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