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Leftwingers Matt Taibbi and Krystal Ball Assail Democrats, and Especially the Corporate-Owned Neoliberal Media, For Grotesque Errors and Lies in RUSSIA Collusion Hoax
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Oh: Neighbor Says that Jersey City Black Nationalist Terrorist Attack Was Inspired by Democrat Ally and Friend of Obama Louis Farrakhan
Supercut: The Media, Deep State Subversives, Democrats, and Their NeverTrump Gimps -- But I Repeat Myself Quice -- Swear Again and Again That the Dossier Has Been "Verified" and Is "True"
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Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early
February 26, 2008
Monkey Auto-Erotic Water Sports
If you're thinking you shouldn't play the video below, you're probably right.
Well I haven't seen [masturbation allusion referencing the narcissism of a politician active in the eighties] like that since I [dubious claim of spending an weekend of debauchery at the home of an unlikely political icon from the seventies].
Yeah, I miss writing for Murphy Brown. What an easy paycheck. It was just like blogging, except Candace Bergen got to read my posts on national tv in her two-note shriekvoice.
Bonus Funny: Election 2008 spoiler, as Diebold accidentally releases the pre-determined results of the presidential election far in advance.
Maverick, baby.
Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early
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Life, Liberty And The Pursuit Of The ONT
The Media Told You For Two Years That Everything About the FISA Was Perfect and Beautiful: The Supercut
Leftwingers Matt Taibbi and Krystal Ball Assail Democrats, and Especially the Corporate-Owned Neoliberal Media, For Grotesque Errors and Lies in RUSSIA Collusion Hoax
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Oh: Neighbor Says that Jersey City Black Nationalist Terrorist Attack Was Inspired by Democrat Ally and Friend of Obama Louis Farrakhan
Supercut: The Media, Deep State Subversives, Democrats, and Their NeverTrump Gimps -- But I Repeat Myself Quice -- Swear Again and Again That the Dossier Has Been "Verified" and Is "True"
Fusion Cofounders Glenn Simpson and Peter Frisch to the UK: The UK Needs Its Own Russian Collusion Conspiracy Theory and If You Pay Us Lots and Lots of Money We'll Cook You Up One That You Can Then Use To Get Warrants on Innocent Citizens
Trump Signs Off on Phase One of China Trade Deal; Stocks Surge
The Media Told You For Two Years That Everything About the FISA Was Perfect and Beautiful: The Supercut
Leftwingers Matt Taibbi and Krystal Ball Assail Democrats, and Especially the Corporate-Owned Neoliberal Media, For Grotesque Errors and Lies in RUSSIA Collusion Hoax
Jen Rubin: If I Don't Get My Crazy Cat Lady Way, I'm Calling for Civil Unrest!
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Oh: Neighbor Says that Jersey City Black Nationalist Terrorist Attack Was Inspired by Democrat Ally and Friend of Obama Louis Farrakhan
Supercut: The Media, Deep State Subversives, Democrats, and Their NeverTrump Gimps -- But I Repeat Myself Quice -- Swear Again and Again That the Dossier Has Been "Verified" and Is "True"
Fusion Cofounders Glenn Simpson and Peter Frisch to the UK: The UK Needs Its Own Russian Collusion Conspiracy Theory and If You Pay Us Lots and Lots of Money We'll Cook You Up One That You Can Then Use To Get Warrants on Innocent Citizens
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