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February 20, 2008

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Update: NSFW Gene Simmons Sex Tape "Leaked" To Internet


Not only is anyone who dresses up like cartoon characters bound to be smoking hot under their costumes, but just imagine the pungent musk brewing under all that polyester hair and felt.

Heaven.

Thanks to dri.

More: What's hotter than a furry?

A GIANT ROBOT FURRY, that's what.

Gene Simmons Gets Busy (NSFW): Good God. This is so wrong on so many levels -- tops? that he leaked it himself, I'm pretty sure -- but it's almost too much to bear that his sex-music of choice is I Wanna Know What Love Is by Fucking Foreigner.

Remember, Not safe for work. As in Actual pornographic sex, so seriously, NSFW.

Umm... not good pornographic sex, mind you.

I'm surprised that he doesn't offer to slap a KISS logo on her ass for the low, low price of $2499.95.


Thanks to CraigC.

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