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February 20, 2008

Better Pron: The Most Awesomest Shotgun Evah

A fully automatic 12 gauge.

With beautiful, little projectiles like the Frag 12.


Ejaculations: 300 rounds a minute.

Way better than Gene Simmons.


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posted by Dave In Texas at 08:36 PM

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