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February 26, 2008

Hah, Hah: Maxim Reviews Black Crowes' Album They Haven't Even Heard Yet; Cites "Educated Guess" (!!!) As Basis For Review

Oh that is rich.

Look, it's just Maxim. But we all know jackasses like Lewis Lapham have written articles ripping the intolerance on display at, say, the Republican National Convention before the event ever took place.

Thanks to CJ.

In this guy's defense... I have to figure the rating -- two and a half stars -- as well as the critique -- the band's style and trajectory has not "left them much room for growth" -- is 99% likely to be accurate.

But then, come on. I could do that with every single movie, tv show, and book, too.

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posted by Ace at 06:20 PM

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