Right-Wing Blogger Jumps From 150+ Foot Building To Protest Laws of Shari'a, Gravitation

He killed himself to protest the Muslim presence in the West, and to get publicity for the "right wing" cause.

Way to help out the team, buddy. Thanks! Just the PR we were looking for.

Think you can maybe find an attractive young pharmacist and shoot her in the face for selling condoms on your way out? No? Eh, don't bother. We'll get someone else for that. Need to get on that stat, though, we have an election coming up.

His suicide note boldly predicted:

I have no doubt the Leftist Media will spin my death as that of an insane man with few options left in life who killed himself in desperation.

Jesus... we lost him? It's like losing Tesla. He saw the future.

Thanks to Alice H.

PS, yeah, it's a pity, obviously he was fucked up and all and depression and insanity are horrible, but I really don't feel like indulging a suicide the martyrdom he was seeking.

posted by Ace at 08:03 PM

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