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February 16, 2008

Gaza Terrorist Family Killed By "The System" and Incompetence In Handling Explosives, But Mostly Incompetence At Handling Explosives

The terrorist MVP turned to the camera just before the blast and exclaimed, "We're going to Paradise!"

A powerful blast went off in the house of a senior Islamic Jihad activist Friday, killing him, his wife and daughter, along with three neighbors, medics and an Islamic Jihad spokesman said.

Islamic Jihad claimed Israeli warplanes struck the home of Ayman Atallah Fayed. Israel denied it had launched any airstrike in the Bureij refugee camp in central Gaza where Fayed lived. Hamas police said the cause of the blast was not clear.

Witnesses reported seeing fragments of what looked like locally produced rockets at the scene, suggesting the house may have been used to store arms

[Captain Ed:] Of course, the explosion could have something to do with the fact that Fayed had his family living on a pile of bombs.

I don't know. Seems a little "pat," if you know what I mean.

I'm sure some Jews were in the area using their firestarter psychokinetic powers.


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