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February 21, 2008

Helicopter Carrying Kerry, Hagel, and Biden Makes Emergency Landing In Afghanistan

Thankfully, the helicopter is undamaged.

No, come on, that's not a death wish. I'm glad we had no loss of human -- or, especially, helicopter -- life.

Just saying: We almost had a tragedy.

Helicopters don't grow on trees, you know.

Well, I seem to be digging a hole here and I'll just stop.

Main point: Helicopter. Fine.

Tragedy Averted; Hero Returns To Action.
Nation Lets Out Its Collective Breath.

I seriously mean no disrespect to Mssrs. Hagel, Kerry, or Biden.

I'm just saying: Look at that. It's a really fucking nice helicopter, you know?

It's like it's waving at me with its blades. Like a puppy.

posted by Ace at 04:55 PM

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