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February 23, 2008

Comatose Woman Miraculously Recovers Just As Doctors About To Pull Plug;
Doctors Baffled, Husband Curses His Bad Luck

Just kidding. He gave her a "bloody good rollicking," which I guess means he tried to shake her awake upon hearing the doctor's plan.*


* Although to me a "bloody good rollicking" sounds like code for him fucking coma-lady but he doctors caught him so he tried to play it off by sticking an IV in her snootch and yelling "LIVE!! Live, damn you!! LIVE!!!"



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