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June 15, 2007

Cracked's 13 Most Ridiculous Shows Ever Broadcast On TV

Yeah, most of these are dumb. But this?

Greatest American Hero at #8? A funny story about a misfit superhero that included the hilarious Bill Culp as the "scenario"-spinning douchebag FBI agent and the adorable, lucious Connie Sellecca as the fast-talking super-hot piece of ass?

Are you guys all them queerie types or what? Well, obviously you are. But the series co-starred smolderingly-handsome actor Michael Pare as a high school rebel without a cause type (who also rebelled against anything approaching convincing acting, giving him a tantalizing gay-porn vibe), which you mincing sweetboys should appreciate.

He Lost The Instructions For His Power-Suit Come on! That's funny! Imagine the Green Lantern with no earthly idea how to actually work the ring!

Well, okay, the show was never as good as it could have been, or should have been.

But did you wankers watch TV in the 80s? This was like Masterpiece Theater in comparison, for crying out loud.

And... At least the Fall Guy offered us what we'd so long craved -- a Lee Majors sung ballad.

The Fall Guy was a ripoff of the lame Burt Reynolds flick Hooper. This is what I am saying: In the early eighties, TV shows copied bad movies that hadn't even done well at the box office.

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