Haiku Contest Winners

Of course, at AOSHQ, 'Winners' is a relative term.

FIRST PLACE: The prolific Slublog, whose haiku-hammer was powerful and devastating, yet also tender and seeking.

So President Bush
I've got a few words for you
Quack quack quack quack quack

Ron Paul is the shit
No really, I mean the shit
Actual feces

Tears at the White House
And tears on the Senate floor
Gives me a chubby

What's that, RNC?
You want some of my money?
How's it feel to want?

Other winners after the jump.

SECOND PLACE: jdub's lolcat (P-shop rendered by slublog):

TIED FOR THIRD PLACE, for their skill with evocative imagery:

Toby928:

twisting and turning
in a gale of voter ire
Lott's hair is moving

And Sinistar:

Lindsay Graham weeping
spooning with friend John McCain
watching some Buffy

All "Winners" will receive a bag of quicklime and a shovel, to facilitate the activity that keeps their wit honed and their powder dry. Congratulations!

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

The Great Satan:

Sellouts & Whores™
I abhor them more and more
Burn it down and salt the floor.

DiscerningTexan:

Tsunami warning
McCain and Graham washed out
Ted wanders shoreline

Senator Lindsey Graham (Ace):

the razor kisses my wrist like a lover

I wail an anthem of pain

Ohmygod! Those shoes are soooo cute!

Thanks to all who participated.

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