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June 07, 2007

Haiku The Bill

Dark Cloud Encircles Stupid, Stupid, Utterly Replaceable Trees On Hill

O poor Harry Reid
Unable to pull this coup
please kiss my beautiful round American ass, douchebag

That might not actually be in classic haiku format, but there's a rebellious mood in the air.

Please repost your previous entries from the other thread here, thanks!
This is not an exposition, this is a contest.

With real fakey-prizes and everything.

**From previous thread, a guaranteed spot in the top five for jdub:

A thousand times pwned!
im in republican base
killin ur dumb bill


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