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June 04, 2007

Paris Hilton Poses For Mugshot

First of all, this eerie gif demonstrating that Paris Hilton has one frigging pose.

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So what pose did she offer her mugshot copparazzi? Not really a surprise.

I haven't seen someone go for the glamour mugshot since Billy Blaszjowski.


.gif taken from Gossiplist.com, which appears to be defunct now.


Sarah Silverman's Rip on Paris: Mild content warning, and not really funny at all -- just very uncomfortable, as the crowd cheers at Hilton's coming incarceration.

Hilton keeps her composure just slightly better than Glenn Close did at the end of Dangerous Liasons.


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