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February 23, 2015

Homeland Security Secretary "Jeh" Johnson: There May Be Some Random Attacks on Folks at Malls from Some Violent Extremists

Obama will be golfing, I'm sure.

"I'm not telling people to not go to the mall," Secretary Jeh Johnson said Sunday on NBC's Meet The Press. "I think that there needs to be an awareness."

He said, "I'm saying that the public needs to be particularly vigilant."

Hours later, department spokeswoman Marsha Catron said in a statement, "We are not aware of any specific, credible plot against the Mall of America or any other domestic commercial shopping center.''

Mall of America heightened security after a video threatening a terror attack was released purportedly by a Somali militant group with ties to al-Qaeda. The group, al-Shabaab, took responsibility for an attack in 2013 at the Westgate shopping mall in Nairobi, Kenya, that left more than 60 people dead.

This is our world now, and rather than get angry at murderers, your president instead instructs you to Check Your Privilege.

In further horrific news, IS claims they will be invading "Rome" shortly (not sure if they mean Rome specifically or are using "Rome" to mean "the Christian West) with blood and slaughter.

Humorously, they say they'll be throwing homosexuals off the "Leaning Tower of Pizza." Yes, Pizza.


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