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May 30, 2007

Highly Trained, Impeccably Nuanced Travellin' Maritime Diplomats Arrive For Negotiations With Iran

This essay by Pat Dollard (excerpted at LGF) gives me a bit of hope that smart, tough negotiations and strong, smart diplomacy may yet have a chance.

Thanks to Mike.


Shock: Eurorg Rates US Near The Bottom of "Most Peaceful Nations:" says we're just barely ahead of Russia and Iran (and Iraq!) in terms of peacefulness.

And barely ahead even of the Jews.

The Jews, for crying out loud. The ones who "start all the wars."

I'm starting my own organization to rate nations in terms of "Complete and Total Faggiosity." I'll be sending my results to AP mucho pronto, which is the new official American way to say "rapido."


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