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May 30, 2007

Cracked's Top Twenty "That Guy" Actors Of All Time

As in, "You know, it's that guy. That guy. That guy from that movie where he did that thing to Bruce Willis."

Good stuff, although a lot of these guys are pretty famous by now and have left "that guy" status.

#7: PETER STORMARE

You Might Know Him From...

The Big Lebowski, Prison Break, Bad Boys II, Minority Report, Armageddon, and instilling an intense fear of wood-chippers in you in Fargo.

Special Moves

Believing in nothing, severing pinkie toes, and just generally giving off the impression that hes committed a couple of sex crimes lately.

Is a Poor Man's...

Eastern European Bruce Willis

Thank to The Warden.

Oh, wait. I mean: Warden. Like when MC Hammer dropped the MC and became instead "The Guy Who Used To Be MC Hammer."

More "That Guys" And "That Chicks:" Sadly, not many pictures here, so you'll just have to see if you remember who the hell they're talking about.

Jane Adams should have gotten more work. They could have teamed her with Judy Greer in the ultimate cute-but-unhinged-neurotic chick flick. I would have seen it like eight million times, so right there, you're talking eighty million dollars in box office.

Thanks to PattyAnn, who got it from a comment at Garfield-Ridge.


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