Grey-Bar Hilton: Paris Ordered From the Penthouse to the Big House

45 days in jail, which translates in Paris-time to roughly three DUIs, two naked vagina Ferarri shots, and a whirlwind romance/broken engagement with the Detroit Pistons.

A judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail Friday for violating her probation, putting the brakes on the hotel heiress' famous high life.

Hilton, who parlayed her name and relentless partying into worldwide notoriety, must go to jail on June 5 and she will not be allowed any work release, no furloughs, no use of an alternative jail and no electronic monitoring in lieu of jail, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ruled after a hearing.

The heiress arrived at court 10 minutes late...

That's a good first step towards convincing a skeptical judge you take the law seriously.

Another good step: Firing an unlicensed firearm at the bailiff.

... and swept into the Metropolitan Courthouse with several men in suits, ignoring screams of photographers lining the route into a rear entrance.

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Hilton, 26, pleaded no contest in January to reckless driving stemming from a Sept. 7 arrest in Hollywood. Police said she appeared intoxicated and failed a field sobriety test. She had a blood-alcohol level of .08 percent, the level at which an adult driver is in violation of the law.

She was sentenced to 36 months probation, alcohol education and $1,500 in fines.

Two other traffic stops and failure to enroll in a mandated alcohol education program, are what landed the socialite back in court.

I think this is all a career move. Within three months, she'll have a rap album out.

It's all about street cred with the kids these days.

posted by Ace at 07:51 PM

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