NBC To Donald Trump: "You're Fired"

Due to low raings, The Apprentice will not be part of NBC's upcoming schedule.

Rosie O'Donnell immediately said, "Trump is a loser with a self-destructive personality who gets no ratings and is just a slob, I mean seriously, can you imagine poor Ivanka having to look at that naked every night? No wonder she left him."

She then offered her theory that the damage supposedly caused by the Jonestown flood was in fact due to a "a series of controlled demolitions." "It just seems to me," she continued, "that this was the first time water every destroyed wood and brick. Think about it-- would you rather fall into a pool of water or a pool of wood and bricks? Water is soft; wood and bricks are hard. It's science. Google it!"

I have mixed feelings about this. On the one hand, the show became increasingly repetitive and unwatchable. It was sad to watch Trump fall from the soaring heights third-story-walkups of television entertainment he had acheived.

On the other hand, it was fun to write Apprentice parodies.

posted by Ace at 05:43 PM

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