Leaked: Well-Guarded Special Effects From Transformers Movie -- Only Briefly, Partly Glimpsed In Trailers -- Hit The Internet

I dunno -- it still looks pretty fake to me.

I don't think I've ever seen such a wretched collection of geekery. It's such a cliche to make a crack about some guys never having even kissed a girl, but it's a cliche for a reason.

But it shows the strength of Western culture -- if you can't get laid, don't resort to terrorism. Just dress up like a giant combination robot/garbage truck. It's fun, it's creative, and it's painless, apart from the inevitable "crying on the inside."

Thanks to Matthew of Newsbusters, so if this is old, take it up with him. I'm just the messenger.

To be serious, supposedly the Transformers look pretty cool in the new movie, and the studio has decided to keep them under wraps, mostly, so that you have to buy your ticket to see them.

On the other hand, it's directed by Michael "Armageddon" Bay, who himself keeps asking, "How the hell do I still have a career?"

posted by Ace at 03:30 PM

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