Remember, May Is National Punch-The-Clown Month

Or Rough The Little Red Goalie Month, if you're a chick.

May is National Masturbation Month and San Francisco is taking things into their own hands.

There's a shock.

They have created an event called the masturbate-a-thon. The Masturbate-a-thon is being hosted by the Center for Sex and Culture to raise money the center needs for its sex educational programs.

Thank goodness the left keeps a laser-like focus on the big issues, rather that fucking about with trivial shock-the-straights summer-of-love sex-stunts.

And I don't even think they're right that May is national masturbation month. When I was a kid, I learned that every month was masturbation month, except those months without an "r" in them.

Or maybe that had to do with not eating bad clams. Eh, it's all pretty much all the same in the dark.

Thanks to Darwin's Moustache.

posted by Ace at 05:14 PM

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