Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (10/17/23)

Quote I

“I just turned the final page of ‘Worthy. It is amazing to realize that despite having lived most of my life by your side, I still found myself shocked and stunned and caught off guard, laughing, then inspired, then heartbroken. I was all over the place.”Will Cuck Smith

Quote II

“His presidential candidacy does not give him carte blanche to vilify … public servants who are simply doing their job.” Obama-appointed federal District Court Judge Tanya Chutkan

Quote III

“If you think that the U.S. intelligence mechanism is infallible, we’re living in a dream world. And what happened in Israel should wake us up,” former acting commissioner of U.S. Customs and Border Protection, Mark Morgan

Lots of traveling for the next few days. Unfortunately, The ONT is what it is.

I wonder if she cackled while Headhunting Willie.

Kamala Harris Cackles, Embarrasses Herself In Nevada (Video)

Just think a swallow heartbeat away from the presidency.

Why are we shocked when a 3rd world country duplicates a 7th century BC civilization?

A severe beating could be in Cristiano Ronaldo's future ... and it's reportedly all because he hugged and kissed a female painter in Iran last month.

Here's the deal ... Ronaldo was in the country to play in Al-Nassr's Asian Champions League game against Persepolis on Sept. 19 -- but before the match happened, he was greeted by several fans who showered him with gifts.

Was he wearing a MAGA hat or a Kufi? You be the judge.

Brit policewoman, 23, 'raped at knifepoint at base of the Eiffel Tower'
A British policewoman on holiday in Paris was 'raped at knifepoint' according to a call placed with French police, who caught and arrested a suspect just an hour later

What should we all know by now? The ONT Is Always Looking Out For You^TM

8 Tricks for Emergency Cooking in a Natural Disaster
Fire up that survival stove with these tips.

Elections and fucking retarded immigration policies have consequences.

Sadiq Khan Signs Up Londoners for the ‘Planetary Health Diet’ by 2030 With Meat Cut to WW2 Levels of 44g a Day

You know damn well he won't be eating 1.55205 ounces of meat per day. Neither will Kamala.

Not quite the Aunt Jemima treatment. Genius Award Winner.

Nurse Survives Plastic Spork Attack By Louisiana Hospital Patient

A Louisiana nurse survived an attempted spork stabbing by an “extremely combative and aggressive” patient, police report.

Officers were dispatched yesterday to Glenwood Regional Health Center’s behavioral health unit “in reference to a disturbance” around 2 AM.

What are Candy Delight and Nipples Galore going to do without glitter?

EU to crack down further on microplastics after glitter ban
The European Commission aims to cut plastic pellet pollution by 74% by the end of the decade

NSFW-Language It's been awhile, let's hear what our friend has to say......

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