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Australia's "Most Sexually Active Woman:" I Had Sex With 300 People in a Year, Five In One Day Some Days, and I Never Felt More "Empowered"Yes, you have turned your vagina into a dirty, smelly bus station. Everyone knows dirty, smelly bus stations are the most empowered of stations. An Australian woman who says she had sex with more than 300 people in one year found the experience "empowering." Her clapped-out busted-up brokedown snizz looks like a hotel room after The Eagles have spent a week partying in it in during their famous Bus Full of Homeless Men Gang-Bang Tour. Her vagina has the cohesion of a garbage bag used to transport rebars. So all sex she has is messy. You'd need duct tape, chickenwire, and wood putty to give her a proper creampie. Knight -- who has been dubbed "Australia's most sexually active woman" -- added that nothing is off limits when it comes to experimenting in the bedroom, saying: "I'm down to try anything." "Do my taxes." -- Old Punchline However, not everyone is impressed by Knight's unashamed enthusiasm for sex, with one hater describing her as "disgusting." So now she's running for Congress as a Democrat. And now you know... the rest of the story. Oh wow, the never-ending draaaaama. If you don't let substitute teachers be boiwhores on the side you're Literally Erasing them from existence. Two Tennessee elementary substitute teachers, who are also a couple, were cited for prostitution after police completed an undercover operation, with one saying they did it for extra money for several years or they'd "starve." I like that they put "john" in quotes like it's hip new lingo. JackStraw smoke "reefers," which, for the uninitiated, are cannabis cigarettes.
Of course they does. Of course they does. Of course they does of course they does. And now these cops are Literally Erasing them. ... responded by saying it would cost $150 and sharing what they would and wouldn't do. I have a feeling the first list was markedly longer than the second. ... The substitute teachers are below. Yeah "love is love" but what the f*** is this? ![]() Hi! We're insane gay clownwhores! Can we have access to your children now? And you can't object to them teaching children because who's to say whose lifestyle is less wholesome? Somewhat related: Moderately high double-entendre warning. I love this episode. It's making fun of the old Three's Company plotline of "person overhears someone having an innocent conversation and thinks it's actually dirty" while also exploiting that same plot for laughs. That was like every third episode of Three's Company. People overheard conversations and thought they were dirty more often than the castaways almost got off of the island. | Recent Comments
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