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Our "Intelligence" Agencies Say "Nevermind Hamas Explicitly, Publicly Thanking Iran for Helping Them Attack Israel," Our "Intelligence" Finds That Iran Had No "Direct" Role In the AttacksExperts say that (some) Democrats' attempts to distance themselves from their terrorist clients (and patrons) is a bit too little too late. Security experts said the weekend attacks exposed the peril of a decade-long Democrat pursuit of an elusive deal to end Iran's nuclear and terrorist activities combined with a romanticism in liberal academic and political circles of a Palestinian "struggle." Oh, Hamas publicly thanked Iran for helping it carry out its slaughter of Jewish civilians? That seems like pretty good evidence that Iran helped it carry out the slaughter of Jewish civilians. But our criminal "intelligence" officials say different -- they say that they can find no evidence that Iran, who they are determined to give billions of dollars to as well as a nuclear bomb, had anything to do with this. In other words: The leftwing criminal junta at the top of our "intelligence" agencies have cleared themselves of responsibility for funding this! JUST LIKE ANTHONY FAUCI CLEARED HIMSELF OF HAVING FUNDED THE CREATION OF COVID-19. Oh wait, that's a "conspiracy theory!" The US government says so when it pressures corporations to censor the truth about its role in the creation of a bioweapon that killed millions! But let's all now defer to our criminal "intelligence" services. They know best, and they've never lied to us before. I mean, the CIA did pay experts to falsely claim that covid-19 evolve naturally, but other than that -- a perfect record of honesty (and competence)! Last month the Biden White House gave final approval for the release of $6 billion to Iran (on the anniversary of 9/11 no less), and they now know that's a really bad look. 1. The "intelligence" here is the CIA's buddies in the Iranian Revolutionary Guards telling them, "Just tell our American enemies that we were 'surprised.' These American criminals are stupid. They will believe us." 2, Notice the hedge -- no direct involvement. Like -- no actual Revolutionary Guards took part in the attack? No... direct involvement! Lots of other kinds of involvement, but swearsies, no direct involvement! Wow, that totally clears Iran! More posters who stopped taking their Stupid Pills today: None of the checks from Iran had "for terrorism" on the memo line, nor did the weapons have "for terrorism" laser etched into them. Posted by: Questioning at October 12, 2023 03:36 PM (9p+PF) And with that, The Federalist's Mollie Hemingway adds an important "consider the source" reminder to the above story:
I'm not kidding, it's time to defund our intelligence agencies. I don't care if this "opens us up to terrorist attacks." 1, they're too incompetent to stop them, as they've proven repeatedly before, 2, they are IN BED with the terrorists, showing billions of dollars on them, and 3, they are a criminal terrorist junta that illegally interferes with our election. I don't want terror attacks, but terror attacks are less of an existential threat posed to us that the CIA. We cannot continue funding an organization which directs psyop after psyop at its own population which it supposedly "serves." Oh, by the way: Our "intelligence" services are so sure that their Client/Patron Iran had nothing to do with the attacks that Biden is now finally putting a "lid" on Iran's ability to withdraw money from the $6 billion Terrorism Fund.
U.S. officials and the Qatari government have agreed to stop Iran from accessing a $6 billion account for humanitarian assistance in light of Hamas’s attack on Israel, Deputy Treasury Secretary Wally Adeyemo told House Democrats on Thursday, according to two people who spoke on the condition of anonymity to describe the private remarks. But our Partners in Peace (TM) in Iran had nothing to do with the attacks! You can believe us! Any claim to the contrary has "All the Hallmarks of a Russian Disinformation Campaign!" Why won't you believe us? Why do you not heed the orders of your Masters? Related: Holy shit.
Thanks to kallisto. And directly related to that: That's because you're a stupid, ignorant, incurious self-deluded hack and a piss-poor "journalist" unable to see past his own nose which is firmly implanted in the asshole of Hillary Clinton, Jake:
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