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The Morning Rant: J.V. Edition![]() New Jersey is ground-zero in the destruction of any sense of unity in America. The new governor is recklessly creating a "California on the Atlantic" with hare-brained schemes for sanctuary status, onerous increases in taxes, insane healthcare mandates, and worst of all his first but not last attempt at gutting the 2nd Amendment of the United States Constitution. Unfortunately for New Jersey, the legislature is reliably Democrat, which means reliably progressive and anti-freedom. What he and his progressive cronies are doing is creating a two-tiered system that has clear delineations between the haves and the have-nots. The governor and the legislature will be protected by gun-toting security, and they will not be restricted to 10-round magazines. But you and I will be, and the storm troopers, with help from the state-controlled health-care apparatus, will gleefully harass previously law-abiding gun owners, and confiscate and arrest and incarcerate at the least provocation. The gun control conundrum will continue ad infinitum. But what is happening in New Jersey should frighten anyone -- gun owner or not. NJS102 will most likely be affirmed by the Democrat senate majority in the NJ legislature. The NJ Assembly has already passed the following: As if I needed another reason to look for another place to live. Resistance Win: When One Of Her Students Wore A MAGA Hat To Class, This Incredible Teacher Stopped Having Sex With Him After School Treacher as movie reviewer.... The Final Act of 'The Final Year' Is the Best Comedy of 2018 But then, in the blink of an eye, the entire tone of the film changed. In an instant, it became much, much less difficult to watch. Suddenly, all the arrogance and pomposity of the previous 72 minutes was worth it. Suddenly, I was laughing out loud and clapping. Explain to me why we tolerate the United Nations. And please use small words...I didn't understand the first nine times. A Week of Infamy at the United Nations When Syria ascended to the role of presidency of the United Nations Conference on Disarmament for one month on Monday, Robert Wood, the United States ambassador to the conference, called it “one of the darkest days in the history of the Conference on Disarmament.”It's patently offensive that Syria is allowed any position of honor or authority in the United Nations. In a more sane international peace organization, there would be a stool in the back of the chambers where the Syrian ambassador would be seated, wearing a dunce cap and a ball gag. And periodically he would be pelted with rotten vegetables. My Twitter Feed | Recent Comments
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