Stephen Colbert Kindly Gives Clinton a Second Chance at His "Apology" Answer; Does Not Ask About White House's Smear Campaign Against Lewinsky, Nor His Alleged Rape of Juanita Broaddrick | Main | The Morning Report 6/8/18
June 07, 2018

Lord Stanley's Cup is in the House ONT

That's right, tonight is an elimination game in the Stanley Cup Final. If Vegas doesn't win tonight, the Cup goes to DC. As the ONT goes to press, it's 3-2 Knights at the end of 2, after Vegas scored to pull ahead on a power play at 19:32 in the 2nd period.

Canada Under Attack!

Mysterious poop falling from the sky baffles Canadian town

Yeah, it's a real shit-storm. I mean, wholly crap that's scary, although Dave in Texas reminds us that many of us born during the Cold War remember being under constant threat of attack from icy BMs.


This is what passes for comedy these days. Escapist Children’s Literature For Melania Trump. I don't get it. It's not that I don't get it because Melania is supposed to be the butt of the joke and I <3 Melania or something, I mean I just don't get it. What's supposed to be funny? It's not even clever. I can laugh at humor aimed at the right, even mean humor. I thought this Craig Ferguson clip from 2008 was a stitch:

But this? I just don't get it.

Two Different Worlds


What I found interesting here is not so much the article itself (although I was surprised to find out that the magazine Grit of “Sell Grit!” fame is still a thing), it's fairly pedestrian and boring. No, it's the attitude of the author, the unspoken assumptions that obviously shape her world view. From her initial surprise that companies would try to monetize the popularity of comic books, to her take on Daisy BB-guns ( “disturbingly realistic” ) to the outrageous sexism displayed by X-Ray specs ( “the ads cause discomfort to this day by enthusiastically supporting young men in their attempt to spy or creep on young women “ ) and how Charles Atlas implies that “weak” men are bad, she looks at all of this through SJW-colored glasses and simply sniffs in her unearned moral superiority.

Race Baiting

Derek Hunter shows that the numbers don't add up

Not So Hard to Believe


Don't Mess With Pets

Angry pet owner chases after a dog thief until he flips his van before fighting him with a MACHETE

Special bonus: Video.


Whelp, Humanity Had a God Run

Tonight's ONT brought to you by a limerick:

Limerick 2.jpg

digg this
posted by WeirdDave at 10:06 PM

| Access Comments

Recent Comments
My life is insanity : "No football watching: there is now potential for ..."

Bruce: "For a long time I've not watched full games of any ..."

Skip: "Been watching the Eagles 50 years, think I'm done, ..."

Vic[/i]: "test ..."

RickZ: "[I]Demographic (kids just aren't that into the NFL ..."

Guy Smiley: "Reason I ask about the population, I'm thinking of ..."

Bruce: "Have only wore my canister work mask and now face ..."

Skip: "1st cup gone, guess I should make breakfast to go ..."

My life is insanity : ">>Maybe the No Fun League has gone too far this ti ..."

Guy Smiley: "I had occasion to call an Uber yesterday. You have ..."

RickZ: "[I]I thought the total population of the USA was a ..."

Skip: "Have only wore my canister work mask and now face ..."

Recent Entries

Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64