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May 04, 2005

Where In the World

Might be mentioned on CNN's Inside Politics today. My stars, I do declare, I'm just the belle of the ball lately.

Jacki (who does the blog run-down) wants all sorts of personal information about me. Quite frankly, I think she's just hitting on me. There's really no earthly reason CNN's viewers need to know "what [I'm] wearing right now" or "whether [I] swing."

Very unprofessional, Jacki. Very unprofessional.

You may just wind up as Pat O'Brien's new co-host.

PS: Republicans suck.

Just trotting out the old Whoopie Goldberg classic to make sure I gets me some cable exposure.


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