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May 17, 2005

Trump To Announce Offer to Rebuild Towers

Loose shit on this yesterday-- Trump hadn't been offered the job, but he is offering his services to rebuild the towers, as they were, except five stories taller:

Donald Trump, escalating his war against the "empty skeleton" Freedom Tower, will offer his own design for a rebuilt 111-story "World Trade Center" at Ground Zero at a press conference tomorrow.

As a commenter said (approximately)-- anything better than that fey tinkly-glass monstrosity.

Let Trump do it... if he's serious, and it's not a publicity stunt. Don't give me any crap about Trump. Yeah, he's a blowhard and a doofus, but he does know how to build buildings, and he's got the right plan-- and maybe the juice to pull it off.

Plus, Kendra from The Apprentice needs a project to work on. I don't know if she knows lickspit about building skyscrapers, but I know she's adorable. And that's enough for me.

Trump Is Only Cheap and Tawdry When Designing Things Himself Update: And this time he's not. He will be proposing the Twin Towers II plan-- same towers, just five stories higher.


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