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May 06, 2005

Man Won't Give Back Someone Else's Amputated-Finger; Hides It For Evidence For His Lawsuit

He found a worker's severed finger in his custard.

But he won't give the worker's severed finger back, which could have been reattached.

He's being cagey about the actual location of the finger, occasionally revealing it for TV cameras... but won't give it to the injured man's doctor.

Emotional-damages in a lawsuit? The hell with that. They ought to find some way to lock this son of a bitch up.

As a matter of fact... can't they subpoena the finger, for crying out loud? And jail him for refusing to produce it?

Thanks to Slublog.

Boy, I Really Should Read the Articles I Post Update: In the most embarassing example of my slapdash style yet, I skimmed and completely misread this article, thinking the man was hiding his own severed finger.

It's a lot worse than that. For purposes of a lawsuit, he is hiding someone else's severed finger.

Thanks for correcting me, guys. Sorry for that cosmically loose shit.


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