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December 01, 2005
Swedish Man Reads Pornographic Stories To Six-Year-Olds As Part Of "Theater Project On Children's Sexuality"
Six year olds.
Here's my thoughts on six-year-olds' sexuality: They don't have much of it, and what little they do have of it should be let alone.
I know that's a crazy idea, but I swear, I think I might just be on to something with it.
Anyway:
A Stockholm court ruled that the stories the man had read out were deeply pornographic and completely inappropriate for the age group....
It said the stories were about children having oral sex with each other.
The man's lawyer told Swedish radio that he would appeal against the verdict as he had not meant the stories to be seen as pornographic and had not acted with intent.
Children having oral sex with each other? Yeah, I agree. Nothing pornographic about that. I remember I had a book called Rainy Day Blues-Beaters which had as suggestion #8 "Bored? Trying blowing your brother!" And then there was that great part in The Cat in the Hat where Thing One and Thing Two invited over a dozen transexual whores and had a "Sausage Surprise Party."
Good times, good times.
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