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December 02, 2005

Dick Van Patten Eats Dog Food

He says his new "celebrity" endorsed puppy chow is good enough for human consumption, and he proves it himself.

Big deal. Dick Cheney eats a goulash made from broken glass, spent antifreeze, and liquified animal waste. And he's not even being paid for his endorsement.

He's just doing his part to end world pollution.


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