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December 10, 2005

Two Christmas Generic Midwinter Holiday Miracles Odd Events With No Supernatural Import

A Paris Hilton Christmas shrine. There's a reason for the season, and that reason is vapid, distasteful billionaire whores.

And:

The Holy Cross appears... inside a potato!

And you know it's a legitimate miracle, because the website announces:

This is NOT a Hoax!
This is a true miracle!

And futhermore, it must be real, because it will be auctioned on eBay!

In related news, I have a fungal growth beneath a dead toenail which looks almost exactly like St. Francis of Assisi robbing a liquor store. Which, of course, I'll also be auctioning off on eBay.

I'm scheduling the toenailectomy for Three Kings Day for maximum solemnity/synergy.

Thanks for the "Holy Potato" to Armchair in Sin.


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