Brokeback Lagoon: Woman Marries Dolphin

"I don't know how to quit you," she sobs

Okay, this is almost certainly a hoax, but it's goofy enough that we can pretend it's real for the moment.

An unusual wedding ceremony was held in the southern resort town of Eilat on Wednesday, as Sharon Tendler, a 41-years-old Jewish millionaire from London married her beloved Cindy, a 35-years-old dolphin, Israel's leading newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth reported Thursday. The groom, a resident of the Eilat dolphin reef, met Tendler 15 years ago, when she first visited the resort. The British rock concert producer took a liking to the dolphin and has made a habit of traveling to Eilat two or three times a year and spending time with her underwater sweetheart. "The peace and tranquility underwater, and his love, would calm me down," the excited bride said after the wedding.

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Cindy, escorted by his fellow best-men dolphins, swam over to Tendler and she hugged him, whispered sweet nothings in his ear, and kissed him in front of the cheering crowd.

After the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, Tendler was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.

"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride said as she chocked back tears of emotion. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed.

Of course you're not. You're just marrying Flipper. Nothing weird about that.

Except that it's a female dolphin. Sickie.

Now, here's where it pretty much screams "hoax," if you weren't already suspicious:

Tendler said she and her newly wed husband will probably spend their wedding night bowling.

Thanks to utron.

posted by Ace at 04:33 PM

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