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December 23, 2005
Reporters Crazy Over Dick Cheney's iPod!
They've been forbidden to report that the only songs on the iPod, recorded 3000 times, is W.A.S.P.'s Fuck Like A Beast, followed by The Emperor's March from The Empire Strikes Back.
Thanks to SJ.
Correction! It turns out I was wrong that Dick Cheney only has two songs on his iPod; tipsters inform me he has others, including "Ride of the Valkyries," "My Way" (a nod to the man who taught him everything about management, Mr. Paul Anka), and "Muskrat Love."
There may be others. Loose shit on my part.