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December 09, 2005

Recent WH Fence-Jumper Just Wanted To Meet Chelsea Clinton

Apparently he hadn't heard the news that she'd changed residence.

He believes that he is "destined" to marry Chelsea Clinton.

He also believed that vaulting the fence would let Ms. Clinton know this wasn't a Paul Metzler situation, but rather a predator-prey situation. Apparently the Secret Service and Justice Department agree with that assessment.

Thanks to Scott.

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