PETA Chicks: Cute But Infantile And Asexual; PETA Dudes: Annoying And Retarded

Via Allah:

A 19-year-old PETA staffer has legally changed his name to KentuckyFriedCruelty.com.

Chris Garnett, youth outreach coordinator for the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, said he changed his name in support of the group's anti-KFC campaign.

"People don't believe me at first when I tell them my name, but it never fails to spark a discussion," Garnett, er, KentuckyFriendCruelty.com, said in a statement.

You know what else sparks a discussion? Wearing a wizard's cap and smearing your body with a mixture of orange marmalade and ferret-piss.

In related news, I'm legally changing my name to IShouldHaveAtrios'TrafficAndGoogleAdsShouldPayMeMore.com.

That should spark discussions, too. Can't be any worse than my actual given name, Steve Don't Bother Talking To Me As I'm Boring And Self-Absorbed And Absolutely Incompetent In Bed McCutcheon. That long middle name, by the way, is Gaellic. It means "Brave Warrior." But no one ever sticks around long enough to ask me about that.

Unrelated But Funny: The other day someone suggested that trolls be spoken to only in catchphrases from Paul Anka, Pat O'Brien, and, of course, Chris Klein.

At the end of the thread that wouldn't die, Dave in Texas is doing so, and it's very exciting, to say the least.

posted by Ace at 04:55 PM

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