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December 09, 2005

Vote... Or Else


Vote for Ace or the little furry ones die.

Thanks to Slublog for the 'shop.

Other endorsements:

Best New Blog: Without reservation: WUZZADEM!

Best Overall Blog: Michelle Malkin. Captain's Quarters is also very good, of course, but Malkin's in third of fourth behind Kos, Eschaton, and Talking Point Memo. Given that, vote for Michelle. Just becuse she has the best chance of beating the liberal blog-bots.

Best Group Blog: The Cotillion or RedState.

Best Humor or Comics Blog: Okay, someone named Jesus' General is winning and only Protein Wisdom is even close. So, I say vote for Naked Testicle Spiderman. Hog on Ice, Scrappleface, Iowahawk, and Six Meat Buffet are all worthies, but I don't see how they can rally to beat "Jesus' General," whatever that is.

Best Liberal Blog: Clarified, because she's nice and her blog is pretty funny. And sometimes live blogs my amateurish, buffoonish webcast. And everyone else is pretty much a total dick. Reason enough to keep this prize out of their greedy liberal mitts.

Journalism or Media Blog: What a tough category. Well, Lileks, Styen, Yon, or Best of the Web.

I would not want to be in that bag of wolverines.

Best Culture or Gossip Blog: SondraK.

Best LBGT Blog: I'll have to go with Gay Patriot, but Boi from Troy and The Malcontent are also worth your vote.

Best Military Blog: Blackfive has it all sewn up, and he deserves it, but Aaaargh! is also good.

Best Blog Design: Demure Thoughts!!!

Best Video Blog: Either the Political Teen or Bareknuckle Politics.

Best Law Blog: Volokh is winning, but let's try to give Patterico's Pontifications the upset.

Best Business Blog: I dig BizzyBlog.

Best UK Blog: Very cool Hoist the Black Flag guest Tim Worstall. Who actually lives in Portugal or Spain for the weather, which means it would be really cool if he won.

Best Non-UK European Blog: Non Parasan.

Best ME or Africa Blog: Iraq the Model, of course.

Best Australian Blog: I say Tim Blair, but I'm sure LauraW. can tell you the virtues of Whacking Day.

Best Latino or South American Blog: Mark in Mexico, no contest.

Best of the Top 250: Tough one, lot of worthies, but I'd suggest My Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, because she's probably good to go.

Best of the Top 251-500: More great blogs, but please give a vote to one of the oldest Ace of Spades "pretend blog friends," Florida Cracker. Great blog.

Best of the Top 501-1000: Lot of competition, but I'd say vote for Digger's Realm, or maybe Generation Why? or Armies of Liberation.

Best of the Top 1001-1750: Rightwingsparkle, of course! (But Suburban Sundries Shack is also good.)

Skipping the next category, as I'm not very familiar...

Best of the Top 2501-3500: Byrd Droppings!

Best of the Top 3501-5000: Although Feisty Republican Whore is worthy, I have to give the tip to longtime Ace of Spades fake-internet-buddy and guest blogger Garfield Ridge.

Look-- sorry, Feisty. But monkeys are funnier than whores, even of the Republican, feisty sort.

FRW has announced that she would do me. But, on the other hand, Dave has promised he wouldn't. So this one's a wash.

But give it to Dave, because he needs it more. Feisty Republican Whore already has something Dave never will-- a vagina.

Best of the Top 6751-8750: Error Theory. Truth: Quante-ified is also worthy of your vote.

Best of the Top 5001-6750 Blogs: Joust the Facts is a very good blog.

Best of the Rest: Seven Deadly Sins. I endorsed Critical Mastiff first, but I didn't realize Seven Deadly Sins was nominated too. Sorry, Mastiff, I have to endorse Seven.

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