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December 01, 2005

Trading Spouses "God Warrior" Explains Meltdown On Leno

So, yeah, a lunatic kind of woman -- one of those really scary Christians, who seems to be in the religion chiefly for the opportunity for screaming hysterics -- traded familes with a New Agey family. The father of the New Agey family was annoying, but his wife was okay.

In fairness, the New Agey family was into astrology, mandalas, "solstice parties" (with the obligatory drum-circles), and they interviewed a psychic on their radio show, and the New Age husband was annoying about pushing his beliefs on the woman.

But... still... the overreaction here was pretty unwarranted. The New Agers were not, in fact, Satanists or Witches or anything.

She had one of the most cringe-worthy meltdowns ever seen on reality TV. "They're not Christians!" she screamed repeatedly. "They're into all sorts of dark-sided stuff!" She also rebuked them multiple times in Jesus' name. She also rebuked the camera crew, again, calling upon her God Warrior powers.

The Malcontent has what he calls "the best six minutes and 23 seconds of televison ever broadcast."

Jay Leno has a little clip, but trust me, it's the most reasonable part of the meltdown. She was screamin' and rebukin' like it was going out of style.

If you care to see her on Leno, see the Malcontent again. But really, that's nothing compared to the actual meltdown.

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