Good News From Iraq | Main | What Do You Get For The Man Who Has Everything Except A Creepy Animatronic Chimpanzee Head?
December 03, 2005

Gayness: Not Genetic So Much As Pheremonal?

Interesting article on homesexuality and possible hormonal causes. Just make sure you skip all the irrelevant apologetics and political concerns ("we swear, we don't mean to imply there's anything wrong with homosexuality or that it's a 'choice'" -- half the freaking article) and go to the science, which is interesting.

Boys born with many older brothers in the family have a much higher chance of becoming gay. Which suggests, to me at least, that homosexuality may be an evolutionary check on overpopulation. The article discusses the possibility that women's wombs produce different hormones during pregnancy if they've given birth to multiple children, perhaps inducing a homosexual orientation in younger children of big clans.

Which leads me to to pheremones. Maybe there's also sort of invisible, intangible pheremonal Darwinistic battle of the chemicals going on, too. Are we all sending out pheremones designed to drive others into homosexuality, and thus increase our own chances of winning the contest to pass our genes to the next generation? Some male fish turn gay when exposed to the hormones of other male fish; female fruit flies can be induced to become lesbian by exposure to chemicals.

I'm not just interested in the stuff about homosexuality, but in the larger question of how sensitive we may be to chemical communications we're not even consciously aware of. Why do we despise some people who are, objectively, unobjectionable? Maybe it's because we detect that their pheremones are similar to our own, and thus represent a threat to the chemosexual reproductive niche we're designed to fill.

Why do we sometimes just "click" with other people, for no particularly discernable reason? Again, maybe it's just agreeable chemicals triggering the "trust hormone" and turning near-strangers into quick confidantes.

None of this is exactly a surprise to anyone who's ever heard of pheremones or oxytocsin. I'm just wondering about the actual magnitude of it, how profound the effect of unconscious chemical information-exchanging might be on human relations, friendship and antipathy, and love, desire, and hatred.

Because, it seems to me, if pheremones can flip your sexual drive from straight to gay, what the hell can't they do?

Bonus Fun Facts From the Article: Based on quantified physical arousal to pornographic pictures showing both gay and straight couplings, I now know what I always suspected:

1. All bisexual men are just plain old gay. The word "bisexuality" is to gay men what "libertarian" is to liberal men: it's just a way to avoid the dreaded label.

And, even better:

2. Not only is bisexuality real in women, but in fact almost all women are aroused by depictions of both straight and gay sex.

Almost no men are truly bisexual, whereas almost all women are. Pornography always tells you the truth.

The theory first forwarded by Dennis Finch -- "All chicks are just three cocktails away from some hot girl-on-girl action" -- seems to be edging closer to full scientific peer-reviewed confirmation.

Edit: In my rush to claim evidence for my pet theory, I ignored parts of the article that noted that these hormonal signals and sexuality-flips seem to occur in the womb, not just walkin' around in the park playing Yankee-Pirate as a six year old. Dr. Reo Symes schooled me proper, anad I've edited to reflect his wisdom.

He is, after all, pretending to be a doctor on the Internet.

digg this
posted by Ace at 03:20 PM

| Access Comments

Recent Comments
publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz): " Ol' Buddy once remarked that the smell of shit ..."

publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz): " Funny story of my youth. A guy named "Buddy" w ..."

SFGoth: "Well, time to take the garbage and recycling out. ..."

publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz): " Yeah, sorry m, that was just a short link of th ..."

m: "Ah, I see that the Project Veritas link is to a on ..."

redc1c4 *OTUS Zhou Bai-Din Cheated & we all know it [/b] [/i] [/s] [/u]: "But the conclusion is these vaccine have no effect ..."

m: "186 Latest Project Veritas video is out. See a P ..."

publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz): " At the country level, there is a slight *posit ..."

publius, Rascally Rapscallion (Mzdiz): ">> Something else going on. Indeed. The poin ..."

Berserker-Dragonheads Division: "Well, I finally broke down and watched the cult cl ..."

Miley, the Duchess, #SuperStraight #maskless (Mzdiz): "Imagine watching TV, and when all of the drug adve ..."

Sharkman: "Which beats the alternative. Posted by: m ..."

Recent Entries

Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64