Coed Naked Yoga -- Catch the Fever!

Of course it's starting up in San Fransisco.

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The advantages of coed naked yoga? Public nudity helps exercise the mind of deep-held insecurities and social taboos, helping the yogi gain a more complete work-out of both body and mind.

The drawbacks? Well, several, but high on the list is being surrounded on all sides by dirty, hairy balls.

Another advantage: heightened somapsychic attunement.

Another drawback: I'm going have to go back to that whole "balls" thing again. It's ball-city, man. And these guys are working out, too. Balls are bad enough when they're dry. You could not possibly put enough talc on the floor to get me to take one step inside that steaming rabbit-hutch of rutting testicles.

It's like the egg lair in all the Alien movies, big nasty-looking pulsating xenomorph eggsacs everywhere, except it's even worse, because they're balls.

posted by Ace at 10:25 PM

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