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December 28, 2005

Chuck Norris Moonlights As Cop, Kicks Down Doors, Makes Drug Arrests

The Ultimate Cool Fact About Chuck Norris. But...

Staus: Undetermined. I haven't been able to verify any of this. So it could all be made up. The extract below is credited to Eonline, without a link.

Chuck Norris, Real Life "Texas Ranger"

Maybe they can get the attorneys on Law & Order to defend them.

For 67 people collared on crack-cocaine distribution charges in 1997 in Terrell, Texas, getting arrested must have been as surreal as it was disturbing. That's because karate champ-actor Chuck Norris - star of such beat-the-beejesus out of felons and foreigners movie classics as Invasion USA, Silent Rage, Forced Vengeance and the Missing in Action saga - was there to put on the cuffs.

Norris, who films his six-season-old CBS series, Walker: Texas Ranger in nearby Dallas, had been moonlighting as a reserve cop for the Terrell PD for a couple of years. Accordingly, he did his part for the department's narcotics sting that culminated with a raid on three so-called, 'drug rings.'

One understandably confused suspect who was overcome by the bizarre nature of having a minor celebrity arrest him asked, "Is this a movie?"

Yeah, it's oooooold. But still.

Thanks to Allah Pompous!

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