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December 09, 2005
Remote Control For Women
No, not for them to use, perish the thought. As if they need them. You don't need a remote control to just leave the TV on the Lifetime channel all damn day. How many different ways can Meredith Baxter-Birney be abused/stalked/abducted by a cruel ex-husband, anyway?
No, this remote control is for controlling women.
Now some chick is going to say, "Hah hah, now we'll have to come up with a male remote control."
The sad thing is you already have one. And you know it.
Thanks to Armchair in Sin.